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Jokes & Riddles

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Read the jokes and riddles sent by cartooncritters.com visitors below. Use the arrow keys on the side to fast forward or reverse. Use the square to stop and start the list.

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Q : A famous person in the 1890s was composing music. What is he doing now?
A : He is De-composing!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye
A: Fsh

from Mallorie age 9

Q: Where do cars go for a swim
A: At the Carpool

Q: what has eyes but can't see?
A: A needle or a black eye pea!

from April

Q: What kind of sport starts with a t?
A: Golf

from Nicola and Ashley / age 12 / United Kingdom (Wales)

Q: why was the deer the only one that got rained on?
A: Because it was a rain deer

Curtain: Doctor doctor i think im getting a disease!
Doctor: Oh, draw yourself together mate!

from Heather

Q: Why did the kid walk backwords to school?
A: Because it was back to school night.

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